(Sung vaguely to the tune of Wild Thing by The Troggs)
You make my fingers bleed
You make everything, greasy
Penny fleece, washing you brings me peace
You're so soft and so fluffy
Penny Fleece, I think I love ewe
Ok, yes, admittedly I got the general idea (song) from another blog but I put my own spin on it (if you'll pardon the pun).